He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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