Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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