Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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