In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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