If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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