Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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