it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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