Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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