just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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