Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
