Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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