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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna have a badass scar

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I need help removing her.

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(925): View more from California

just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook

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(636): View more from Missouri

we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.

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(727): View more from Florida

There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet

(646): View more from New York

Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.

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