He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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