Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Randomize
