i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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