return my video game
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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