Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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