Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
