rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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