I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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