I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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