people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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