At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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