So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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