It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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