There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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