have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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