we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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