fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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