So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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