Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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