My first STD was from a foam party
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
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how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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