I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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