now i know why i became what i already was.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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