the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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