haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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