I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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