I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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