remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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