so that wasnt chicken after all
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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