He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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