it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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