i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
The air was thick with penises
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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