Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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