well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hippo gnu deer
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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