I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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