On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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