So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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