How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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