Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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