Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize