I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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